I said, "there's nothing I can do for you, you can't do for yourself", he said, "oh, yes you can, just hold my hand, I think that that would help"

There's a ladybird in my room!

I love ladybirds and have only just realised I've never seen one in my house before even though an array of, let's say, more unpleasant insects, seem to take to my abode well; spiders, moths, even ants.

I tried to take a picture of it for you. My digital camera's zoom was being a twat and I tried standing on a chair to get closer which then swivelled viciously- as viciously as a chair can swivel- and almost resulted in me breaking something (most likely, my leg). So I ended up standing on my desk which was bending under my weight and got these photos.

They're the best you're going to get and you should be grateful for the stupid efforts I went to getting this picture.

The ladybird's gone now.

I'm wasting my life aren't I?

Fucking hell.